Bob-Keith's Dino Adventure

Bob-Keith's dino adventuire

chapter 1
Bob-ketih was wwalking down the african road with his vike which he was riding there was a storm clsing  in on hiomm and he was scared.
he needed t5og et backt o hus hut where his non black familyu lived cuz he was albino. and people eyes hurt wqhen they lookied at him.
but he didnt care. good. he thnought let them hurt.the storm cliyud was coming closer and now he was scaerd for actual real.- he walkj
rided his bike faster than ewver before which was faster than usain bl,t could run when his kitchen was on fire. whiwh is aka fast. when
he usddenlöy got struck by lightning and everything wernt blöack unlike him. cuz he was albino.

chjapter 2
bob-jketih was waking up from the blacknedss. and found out that he saw dinosaurs. he was coved in blood and scoares and couldnt move any
of his arms. or any of his body for that amtter.he was satruckecd by lightning so ard he was sent back in time to dino time. then all of a suddeen
a stegosaursad hoerd walsked past up to him and one of them sniffed him real good. and he though oh no. its gonna east me the thought but
hw was so wqrong. then the stegosaurast thouyght he was dead cuz hes a necropihile like that and its was very bad. the  diosauir thought noot noot
and then bob-keith knew was htwhat going to happen cuz his super power was that he could read dino thoughts but he didnt know that because there
are no dinosaurs in bob-keith time.- actually everey poerson in bob-ketih time can read dino thoughts nbut no one knows that becasue tehre
are no dinosaurs in bopb-keith time. and then the dinosarusr [censor] (aka dong the no no) the necropiile dniosaurs liked noot noot with bpb-keith.

chapotrer 32
bob-kerith stiull could not move and the dinosaur threwaq 5 dollar bill at him then legyft. and bob-ketuhg thought omg im right nowe riucvh i mean rich wtf.
he got rich and could now move bcause he was rich,. the necropihole stegosararuysrt left beacsue he was done with the noot noot and now bob.keith was very pregnastn.
cuz dino abies are made very fsat like that. he could nt stand up becuase he was too pregnant now he knoes how women feels. hje hoped he hadnt got dino aids or any
other nasty dino std diseases.but hw was albino so he didnt have to wroryr becasue slbinos are invinciukbe but the dont have a veryn streatcvhable ass so the birthing of
the baby dinoisaur was going to hurt. bob-ketih thoiugth oh no. then he felt tingling in his buitt hole og the the baby was coming.,

chaprter 4
bob-keith was terrified cuz there was no dino hospital nearby and he was scared of giinv gbirth on his iown. because the greound was dirty and he didnt wadnt to take oiff
his pants. he wishred the babyes father was there to help him birth his child into the world. but ther dino father ewas nowhrere to be seen. akllk taht was lefet was his
5 dollar bill. bob-keith thought oh no. whwer did my nevrophile lover dino go. then suddently his butt hurt like ass telepathy. iot told him it was time. time to give liufe
toi dinoi baby. bob-keith said hnnnnnng and he could see the head. it hurt extra lots cuz the dinuioo baby was spiky. bob-keith sa<w the dino said adns sazid evern more
hnnnng and oh y god it hurt like a pixie dick. it hurted sdo much theat he collapses again and saw blcakcness and no ablijnoness.

cjapter 5
bob-keith woke up because someoen tutsed him. it was......... THE AMYOR of the city where he leuived. bob-keith had been in so much pain he wet iunt o the future and
back to bob-keitht time. he was standing in the middle of a press conference with the mayor and a dinoi abby halfway out of his asshole. but now it didnt huirrt likee
a poixie dick andymore it now hurt like a twat with a duouvle twat in its face. and PEOPLKE WEHERE WATCHING. bob-keith said evern more HNGNNGNGNGNG and gacve birht to
a beautiful baby necropihle diniosaur and everyigne cheered ans d said omg so beautfuil babty. bob-keith decided to name the beautioful babay dinio thunder bootah thigs cuz
of the lightning and the butt hurt and the babyes giant thighs thighs. so beautiul. teasr where brought yo many peples eyes. and evernyone cheered when he walsked to the
uneomplymenht office where he found his bike that someones had stoled.then bob-keith and thunder bootah thigs walk rided the bike hiome and they lived happily ever after as
a single dino fathermother.his child grew up to be the president of the world and declared watr agarinst penguins on mars cuz it wasnted world dominance bithvches
and whores please. the end